Ambers Page

A poor kitten interviewed by our roving reporter today, was expected to sleep on an unmade bed. The poor kitten who we shall call Amber (not her real name) said " These humans are quite another thing, they bring you home and expect you to slum it". Asked why she had not run away from home, Amber said "The company on the whole is ok, the food is quite superb, I'm even thinking of joining a slimming club after my birthday as I've put on a few ounces". But the fact remain, should a cat, rescued or not, (we're not suggesting she was) put up with this kind of slap dash hospitality. We at Ambercat Times are in full support of the governments directive for cats that states, "Any feline may, or may not,depending on if she is sleeping or not, demand that, should the need arise, require the bed to be made wether or not she decides to sleep on it or not". For the human to decide is tant amount to catastrophy.